From then on the government conducted many more secret tests to try to harness this insurmountable power. From a top secret document recently obtained by the Phloem Phreers, Dr. Samuelson stated "We have accomplished a major breakthrough in our research tonight. We have discovered that incorporating phloem bundles into the taxonomy of the banana would create the perfect biological weapon, easily incorporated into all restaurants, grocery stores, and especially dining halls and sufficiently deadly. The results are quite promising."
From then on the government instituted Dr. Samuelson's evil scheme with the main aim to shrink the population of the world in order to make it more manageable to rule over. Look for the book called "The Vast Conspiracy: The Phloem Bundle Story" in stores everywhere soon by Dr. Numair.
More articles to come on this vast conspiracy in the coming days or weeks.